There once was a kid named Jimmy, and he wanted Bonzi Buddy so bad for Christmas that he went to Walmart and stole a Bonzi plush toy. Without paying, he ran home as fast as he could. When he got home he ran into his mom's room and shoved the Bonzi plush down her throat. That night at 11:47 pm, Bonzi Buddy came to life and molested Jimmy.
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